We all know people usually love hearing about how terrible short men are and how kind tall people are, but even they have had enough of this, because for once the ass kisser gets DENIED. Just thought you might enjoy this find, since things don't usually go our way and people love circlejerking over this topic. This guy sucks real bad if he failed the easiest assimilation technique for short males, which is showing taller people how much of a good pet he is. Look at all the comments blasting his lame TL;DR spiel. My favorite is the 6'7 guy lecturing him. All of a sudden our cool short guy's fire is gone and he responds like a chastised child trying to show his good behavior. Meanwhile on /r/short he just goes off like a lunatic. Funny how that always happens even on the Internet: be rude around short people and behave around tall ones.